The Perfect Spam Message/Art Of Spamming.
Yes, spamming (copying and pasting to other men on different sugar sites) is an ART. Pay close attention.
Are you having trouble writing the perfect spam message?
You want to sound proper and classy as well as sweet and assertive.
The message should be about you, however, it should be about him as well. Make it sound like you wrote it just for him. Think of it as a letter.
It’s all about key words and adjectives.
Adding a bunch of adjectives may sound unrealistic but believe me when I say that this method truly works.
Adding some your favorite hobbies wouldn’t hurt.
Explain how you would like your first date to be. It’s about creativity.
Here is an EXAMPLE:
Hello and good morning. I hope all is well with you. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is _______. I must say that you have an outstanding profile and I would love to get to know you. I can sense that you and I will hit it off extremely well. Don’t you think?
I’m bubbly, fun, and have a huge personality. I love getting dolled up, just for you.
Would you like to go out to dinner with me sometime? I know this is all of a sudden, but just imagine me wearing a beautiful little black dress along with stimulating conversation over a glass of wine?
Care to know more about this exciting opportunity? Please, do not hesitate to email me. Until then, have a lovely day and I will be thinking about you. Ciao!
Then, once you feel that your spam message is up to par, it’s time to spam to as many men as possible.
If you use this example, men will know that it’s definitely a copy and paste so please be creative. If you need help doing so, message me. I’d suggest we all reblog!
make sure you’ve done all the poo you can do, for obvious reasons
make sure you are all lubed up, both of you
when he’s pushing in (slowly), try and push out as if you’re doing a poo - this opens us your anus so it slides in easier
if you are a female it won’t necessarily feel pleasurable and it will just feel like you’re doing a shit but relax and just imagine how much it’s turning him on seeing his penis penetrate your tiny little anus, that will get you through it and eventually you will start to enjoy it
when you’re speaking to your partner about it, make sure he understands the importance of him NOT getting carried away at any point. if, god forbid, this does happen (e.g. you are having sex doggy style and he suddenly feels the urge to do anal and so just puts it in with no warning, or you are having anal and he starts pounding you precious little bum like a jackhammer), it will hurt you a lot - you are entitled to bite his dick and deny him access to your private parts for two weeks